Set: Dawnbreak Nightedge (Unlimited)
Fanfare: Put a Fairy into your hand.
Sigh, I tell you! Kids these days aren't up to snuff! Humph! No, I'm not a child—I am an elf. Thank you very much!
You kids will never learn unless a grown-up teaches you a thing or two. Guess I'll just have to show you what happens when elves get angry.