Set: Fortune (Rotation)
Base:Effect: Put copies of 2 random allied Artifact cards with different names destroyed this match into your hand. Then, if more than 6 allied Artifact cards with different names have been destroyed this match, change their costs to 0.
Chief sent us a missive about the most common workplace accidents. We all had a good laugh at how absurd they were, especially number twenty. Then Chief said, "Go dig up the bodies and ask them yourselves."